Thursday, May 24, 2012

Press conference by Jay Carney.

In one of his press conferences, Jay Carney opened up as to why Obama should be elected over Romney.

Reporter: What, specifically, are Obama's proposals to reduce unemployment during his next term?
Carney: Romney hates women.
Reporter: OK, but what is Obama going to do or propose to Congress to help create jobs?
Carney: Romney was CEO of Bain Capital.

Reporter: OK, I see we are not going to get an answer. Next question - What are Obama's plans to
improve foreign policy and America's reputation around the world?
Carney: Obama killed bin Laden.
Reporter: Yeah, we heard that. But, now what?
Carney: Osama is dead.

Reporter: OK. Next question - how does Obama plan to improve the economy?
Carney: Romney put his dog on the roof of his car and drove for 12 hours.
Reporter: All right, but what about his economic policies?
Carney: Romney is a rich fat cat with a mansion.

Reporter: I see that we are not getting anywhere with that line of questioning either. How about this - How will Obama, in his next term, reduce spending?
Carney: Romney hates blacks.
Reporter: What does that, if it were true, have to do with reducing spending?
Carney: Romney is a racist.

Reporter: Wow, this is really getting tedious. Ok, how does Obama propose to reduce the number of illegal aliens entering the country?
Carney: Romney hates hispanics.
Reporter: All right.

Reporter: OK, what are Obama's plans in the event the Supreme Court overturns ObamaCare?
Carney: What's "ObamaCare"? I am not aware of any law or legislation named "ObamaCare".
Report: OK then, the Affordable Care Act.
Carney: Oh, why didn't you say that in the first place?
Reporter: OK, so if the Supreme Court overturns?
Carney: Romney attacked a gay student while in high school and cut his hair.

Reporter: Ok, I can see that this interview is going nowhere and it is time to bring it to an end. I would like to thank you, however, for sitting down with me, Mr. Carney.
Carney: My pleasure. The Obama administration, in fullfilling its promise of absolutely transparancy, is always happy to answer any and questions.